Reasons to go to church

1. Not missing out - some Christians somewhere might actually be having a good time together.

2. Soaking in all those pearls of wisdom that old people have... not only the old people, just learning from people at different stages of life.

3. Living as a head Christian isn't very fun - you know how it feels if you've been stuck in the house and haven't spoken a word out loud all day?

4. Understanding more about and getting closer to God - reading theory is all very well but there's something different about doing and observing faith.

5. Meeting new people, making new friends